The Road to GanjastanWell, yeah, that's a pretty long road to go. First, you leave Schiphol, then over the highways past Amsterdamn, Amsterdoom and/or the Arena Greenhouse (depending on what kind of weeds the wind blows).You cross A2 City and then leave Holland. In The Netherlands you can enjoy your flight, but soon you will enter The Far Abroad, of which Holland has a lot more than other countries. This is the time to fall asleep, take a blow, do whatever you do on a plain but for the sake of the gods, DON'T WATCH A DUTCH MOVIE!!! You might get arrested for terrorism. In the Ukraine, after you have passed Borduria, Chechovania (buy the Tax Free Semtex if you have to get out for a piss or a bite), Bohemovitch (you might have dreamt of real beer there), and some other countries where you still can buy cheep weapons, well, down right east thus, in Ukrania, there it gets hot. You might experience another meltdown. Check the air hostess for the schedule. Then there is this endless field of grass, and more of it. On the horizon is a heap of very big hills, called the Cokeandsuch. When the plain goes downhill, you have arrived in Ganjastan. Ganjastan |