At the Dutch Perl Work­shop 2009 I did a light­ningtalk about how I use Perl to scrob­ble the tracks I lis­ten stream­ing from Me­di­aTomb to my Playsta­tion 3. So here should be the slides, but OpenOf­fice.org fails to ex­port them in a us­able way:

• Ex­port as a se­ries of im­ages so I can put them in a gallery on this site? No, OpenOf­fice.org doesn't pro­vide a way to do that with­out mak­ing the user ex­port every sin­gle slide in­di­vid­u­al­ly.
• Ex­port to SWF? Then we loose the 50% trans­par­ent bitmaps and the foot­er.
• Ex­port to PDF? A bit bet­ter, but then we loose the trans­paren­cy of the 50% trans­par­ent bitmaps.

Don't they test these things be­fore they re­lease such a flag­ship open source ap­pli­ca­tion and con­firm the FUD that open source is crap?

But back to the pre­sen­ta­tion, thus in odp for­mat, it's 34 slides pre­sent­ed in 5 min­utes, cre­at­ed be­cause markov con­vinced me in Frank­furt to do a talk don't men­tion­ing the war.