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F1 SF
565.3 30.0 M(1)S
56.7 30.0 M()S
56.7 704.5 M
F2 SF
(GTA IV pigeons encouraging unnatural)S
56.7 675.7 M
(play)S
56.7 653.7 M
F3 SF
(Tuesday 28 July 2009 14:08)S
56.7 631.7 M
(What's unnatural play? If you somehow pretend to be involved in reviewing or writing about games)S
56.7 619.7 M
(professionally I doubt you're playing natural. Even if you combine work and play you can't possibly keep)S
56.7 607.7 M
(playing all the games you have to review to the point where the average player is getting naturally, or even)S
56.7 595.7 M
(be able to discuss all the achievements of all the games. But Dick has a point with the pigeons. The)S
56.7 583.7 M
(achievement is for killing the last pigeon. The last pigeon is almost impossible to find. Even if the first 190 or)S
56.7 571.7 M
(so can be found during natural game play, there is a huge chance you'll never get the achievement because)S
56.7 559.7 M
(you'll never find one of those last ten if you don't know where to look for them. And what makes that)S
56.7 547.7 M
(annoying is that if you just naturally started killing every pigeon you encountered, you don't know where to)S
56.7 535.7 M
(look for the last one. Peering down the scope of your sniper rifle you don't know if you just can't see the)S
56.7 523.7 M
(pigeon from that angle, or it's just not there anymore because you've already killed that pigeon. So to get the)S
56.7 511.7 M
(achievement usually means starting a new game with all 200 pigeons in them and checking them all off from)S
56.7 499.7 M
(an online guide list, even if you managed to kill 199 of them during natural game play. That makes this)S
56.7 487.7 M
(achievement tedious. While I think the idea of getting people to explore Liberty City in more depth by looking)S
56.7 475.7 M
(for pigeons in remote places and have them appreciate all the work that has been put in all the details of the)S
56.7 463.7 M
(city, multiplayer can do that also, and it would help if the pigeons were also in multiplayer. And don't forget)S
56.7 451.7 M
(you don't need all the achievements. I mean, there are actually people who drive around every race track)S
56.7 439.7 M
(with a friend twice, alternating "wins" so after about ten hours they both have "won" a "race" on every track)S
56.7 427.7 M
(and get an achievement for that? Doesn't that just show the whole game score and achievement system is)S
56.7 415.7 M
(based on who can waste the most time on a game?)S
56.7 393.7 M
(Unnatural game play btw is when you commit suicide as a way to teleport to a spawn point to get)S
56.7 381.7 M
(somewhere faster. I refuse to do that. I don't even respawn a damaged car during a race. Realism is more)S
56.7 369.7 M
(important than winning.)S
56.7 347.7 M
(by Roland van Ipenburg)S
56.7 335.7 M
(http://www.xs4all.nl/~ipenburg/blog/posts/play/2009/07/28/gta-iv-pigeons-encouraging-unnatural-play/)S
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